Ok, so this is a blog post I’m not sure will really translate very well into English, but I happened to come across it earlier and it brought back so many wonderful childhood memories I just had to at least give this a try!  This might be a funny story for the Norwegian-Americans who are reading this, to tell your children or grandchildren or you may even have heard this story! And for the Norwegians (like me), you may have completely forgotten about this tale from when you were a little child until now, just like me!
Food and childhood memories are so closely linked together, in fact it’s how I justify why I love certain dishes as much as I do, because there is no other reason than sentimental ones (some Norwegian food can be, admittedly quite strange to the outsider).
Last week I managed to recreate the thin, crepe-like Norwegian pancakes we typically have for dinner,  in a dairy free and eggless form for breakfast to my husband, who was craving them.   I was worried he was not going to be crazy about the new version, but I’m happy to report that both the flavor and texture came out beautifully.  I have included the recipe in this blog post, and you can feel free to skip the “funny” story about the pancake I grew up with and go right to it 🙂
This folklore tale is a “regeleventyr”, which means it’s a fairy tale that rhymes in a way, but it won’t in English, however you will still get the jist of it.  It’s hard to decide who to feel sorry for – the hungry people in the tale or the pancake (I tend to side with the pancake).  You be the judge! Ok here we go. The names in parentheses are the Norwegian words for the characters in the story, that rhyme:)

THE PANCAKE
Once upon a time, there was a women with seven kids, whom she cooked pancakes for. The pancakes were made from raw milk, it was laying there in the pan, rising so big and fluffy, and the kids were standing around the pan, and the old father looked upon.
“Oh please, mom, let me have a little pancake, I’m so hungry”, said the first child.
“Oh please”, said the second child
“Oh pretty, please”, begged the third child
“Oh pretty, kind, dear you, please”, begged the fourth child
“Oh pretty, kind, dear, good mom, please”, begged the fifth child
“Oh beautiful, pretty, kind, dear, good mom, please”, begged the sixth child
“Oh beautiful, ,pretty, kind, dear, good and sweet mom, please”, begged the seventh child
“Yes, my dear children”, said the mother,  “just be patient and wait until I can turn it around, then you will all get a piece, just have a look and see how thick and fluffy it’s getting!”
When the pancake heard that, it became scared, and all of a sudden it turned itself, initially wanting to jump out of the pan, but it turned on the other side, and cooked a little on the other side too. It became a bit firmer  so it got the strength to jump out of the pan and on to the floor, and then it rolled across the room and out through the door.
“Hey!!” yelled the woman, and all the kids and even the old father tried to run after it to catch it.  But the pancake rolled and rolled and soon it was so far gone that the women and children couldn’t see it anymore, because the pancake was faster than they were.

After a while of rolling, the pancake met a man.  “Good afternoon, pancake” said the man.
“God bless, man”, said the pancake (mann, brann)
“My dear pancake, not so fast, please stay a bit so I can eat you,”  the man asked.
“No, I have managed to run away from a woman, her old man and seven screaming children,  I will manage to run away from you as well,” replied the pancake and kept rolling until it met a hen.
“Good afternoon, pancake”, the hen said
“Good day, hen,” replied the pancake. (høne pøne)

“My dear pancake, not so fast, please stay a bit so I can eat you,” begged the hen.
“No, I have managed to run away from a woman, her old man and seven screaming children, and a man,  I will manage to run away from you as well,” replied the pancake and continued rolling like a wheel until it met a rooster.
“Good afternoon, pancake,” said the rooster
“Good afternoon, rooster”, replied the pancake (hane, pane)
“My dear pancake, not so fast, please stay a bit so I can eat you,” begged the rooster.
“No, I have managed to run away from a woman, her old man and seven screaming children, a man and a hen,  I will manage to run away from you as well,” replied the pancake and continued rolling as fast as it could. After a long while it met a duck.
“Good afternoon, pancake,” said the duck.
“Good afternoon, duck” replied the pancake. (ande, vande)
“My dear pancake, not so fast, please stay a bit so I can eat you,” begged the duck.
“No, I have managed to run away from a woman, her old man and seven screaming children, a man, a hen and a rooster,  I will manage to run away from you as well,” replied the pancake and continued rolling until it met a goose.
“Good afternoon, pancake,” said the goose
“Good afternoon, goose”, replied the pancake. (gåse, våse)
“My dear pancake, not so fast, please stay a bit so I can eat you,” begged the goose.
“No, I have managed to run away from a woman, her old man and seven screaming children, a man, a hen, a rooster and a duck,  I will manage to run away from you as well,” replied the pancake and hurriedly continued to roll down the road.
After a long, long time of rolling, the pancake came across a gander.
“Good afternoon, pancake,” said the gander.
“Good afternoon, gander”, replied the pancake. (gasse, vasse)
“My dear pancake, not so fast, please stay a bit so I can eat you,” begged the gander.
“No, I have managed to run away from a woman, her old man and seven screaming children, a man, a hen, a rooster, a duck and a gander,  I will manage to run away from you as well,” replied the pancake and rolled quickly down the road.
After a long while, the pancake encountered a pig.
“Good afternoon, pancake,” said the pig
“Good afternoon, pig”, replied the pancake (gylte, grisesylte)
“My dear pancake, stay a little while, no need to hurry off.  Let’s walk together through the woods, I heard it’s not safe to walk through there alone.”
The pancake thought that made sense, so it agreed.

But after while, they came up to a creek.  The pig could float on water due to his flesh, so he had no problem crossing the creek, but the pancake could not.
“Sit on my face,” the pig said, “and I’ll carry you over”. And so the pancake did.
“Oink, oink”, said the pig and ate the pancake in one gulp.
And when the pancake couldn’t go any further, neither could this tale!

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Silly, right?? I guess I’m still finding these tales amusing 🙂
Enjoy the pancake recipe and as always, please leave me a comment and tell me what you think!!
NORWEGIAN PANCAKES (vegan)
2 cups (300 grams) all purpose flour
1/3 cup (75 grams) granulated sugar
1 tbsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
4 tbsp vegan butter, melted
1 tbsp ground flax seeds mixed with 3 tbsp water
3 cups (700ml) plant based milk
Combine the flour, sugar, baking powder and salt in a medium bowl.
Add the flax seed mixture in with the plant based milk and our over the dry ingredients, combine until no more streaks of flour are visible, then add in the butter. Don’t over mix.  Let the batter sit for 10-15 minutes before pouring a small amount in a lightly oiled or buttered frying pan over medium heat. Cook until lightly brown on both sides.
Top with fresh blueberries or blueberry jam or any topping you wish!